Get in loser for the ✨ JOYRIDE ✨

I'm workshopping 2 new Kesha songs for the next karaoke sesh. Contain expectations.

I can cry almost my entire commute (25-120 min depending on traffic) without stopping. And not to brag, but I can do this multiple times a week.

I want to shout out my waterproof eyeliner for her indefatigable perseverance. I’d also like to recognize my T-zone or “face oil centres” for ceasing production while I operate a vehicle 65-70 miles an hour. And to the extraordinarily slow decline of eyesight, a queen who truly walks the talk of measured, thoughtful persistence: thank you. Had either or both of you been in full operational mode, I would not have been able to see through my oily tears AND safely drive down the highway. Our multitasking capacity remains undefeated! Well, erm . . . sort of.